This one is about a rude family bothering me at work while cleaning the bird exhibit.

This one is about an obnoxious coworker who insulted my work to my face.

This one is about a woman who said she'd pray for me after helping her out.

This one is about the time I was almost crushed by a 500 pound sea turtle.

This one is about a braindead individual who didn't know how to work a card reader.

This one is about a guy with a thick Boston accent wondering why great white sharks aren't in aquariums.